Summary - Episode 604 Past Lives
by Hughes719@aol.com

Ben looks through the P.U. class catalog, Katz encourages Ben to take an adult education course. "It's a good way to meet chicks," the Doc says. They decide to take it together. In the class, they lie on mats. Ben brought plenty of snacks and they imagine themselves in a house, in a corridor, in a room, and then opening a clothes closet. Katz's closet has the clothing of a saloon girl. "You cheap floozy!" Ben's is a 1920s gangster. Then Ben gets a leg cramp and spoils everything. He brags to Todd the video store guy about having been a gangster; turns out Todd has never seen "The Godfather" ("I'm not a movie buff," he says).

Patients
Dom Irrera - Brought his "play wallet" instead of his real one; refers to Katz as "my therapist whore man"; his Aunt Yola, who once flashed herself to him; a guy was hit by two trains in one day and survived and was called "the luckiest man in the world.Why?"

Mitch Hedberg (my personal favorite)- Alcoholism is the only disease you can get "Otto why do you have lupus?" Dad used to collect coins, which was good, because "I played video games"; sister has a family photo in which everybody is looking away -"Something happened to the left that made everybody happy". He is depressed because "now matter how good I get at tennis I can never beat the wall"; went golfing and hit a guy "which is alot more satisfying"; doing acid expanded his mind, and now he knows "butter is better than margarine". He went to England has Smacky the Frog instead of Smokey the Bear, and frogs are "much less fearsome than bears"; drives around with the emergency brake on "it doesn't say a lot of me but it really doesnt say a lot for the 'Emergency Brake'. He Can't imagine the emergency "Quick we need the car to smell funny immediately. The music plays and Mitch says "I was read to get raolin" Katz says" Did you just say Raolin?" Mitch says, "yeah I meant to say ramblin but rollin got stuck in there and i got screwed up."

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