Summary - Episode 105 Everybody's Got a Tushy
by Jeff Sass

This episode begins with Dr. Katz calling Laura on the intercom wanting to talk with her about a "complicated and personal" issue. Laura checks her job description for those keywords and decides not to assist him.

Over now to Larry where he is describing how all women think of men is "idiot". Men are just big dogs that talk. Women have no idea about how men look at women. If they had any idea - they would never stop slapping us.

Once again Katz is off on a date and stops by Ben's room to see if he has any plans. Of course Ben's plans only involve staying at home and not doing anything with other people. The argument gets heated and Ben gets bleeped. Jonathan then tells him to take a timeout.

Ben stops by to annoy Laura again. She was sleeping on her desk. Ben likes to work at home and Laura "does not like to think about that."

Ray wants to call the compliment number on the back of the semi-trucks. He cannot imagine people actually doing this - wasting their time with compliments about truck drivers.

Ben is still outside with Laura describing his work at home hydroponics gardening system. He will get to work with "tubes" which Laura thinks will suit him. He is going to sell his vegetables at the open market - after he checks if there is an open market.

Ray has moved onto discussing his Italian mother. She has plastic coverings over the furniture and doesn't use the good dishes until the Pope or Chachi stops by, any "prominant Italian".

Laura can take 40 of the 50 business cards from Ben's hydroponic farming business. She is absolutely thrilled. Yep.

Larry is still on the topic of women - now he is back to his wife. He has made the first big married mistake. He told his wife that she looked beautiful every time she asked until he was drunk. Then the answer was "we'll both lose weight in the new year". It was all over at that point.

Katz has called Laura again. This time he wants to change the filling system from away the 3 fruitcake levels that Laura has been using. He wants to get a computer and train her on the software.

Ben has a date with his fourth grade friend called Penelope Spirrow. Katz has two words - "safe sex". He has been trying to be both father and mother to Ben and vice versa for Ben. It is pretty confusing - but Ben will get to be the wife for a week.

Ray's mother will try to give you more food if you come over. If she tried to give you more - shoot her. There is always a fat aunt there to back her up. You know what the music means for Ray.

During the credits we have Laura trying to "fix" the phone system by tying up the intercom and the outside phone line. She is still trying to "help" as the episode ends.

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